Librarian of Alexandria

Quotes

[He] reveals that he has never had Recipe Cake. This is a delicious cake whose batter is made out of the best cake recipes (if you use pie recipes, it won't taste nearly as good). The best results are had if the recipes are printed in French, in Baskerville Roman. A preponderance of accents aigus lends a deliciously piquant aroma to the cake.

—Douglas Hofstatder